The Funniest Thing You Never Said

Wanna have a laugh-out-loud moment?

‑  Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute (by anon, p.128)

‑  The most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help’ (by Ronald Reagan, p.228)

‑  ‘In conclusion’ – the phrase that wakes up the audience (by Herbert Prochnow, p.269)

‑  To cut a long story short, there’s nothing like having the boss walk in (by Doris Lily, p.270)

‑  California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange (by Fred Allen, p.356)

A book titled The Funniest Thing You Never Said which collects fantastic and hilarious quotes for everyone with a sense of humour. Never forget to put a smile on your face. We will continue to explore more funny quotes to share.